I'm on a 15 hour flight to Korea and already I'm out of snacks! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!!!!!

Guys? I fucking hate when this happens. I didn’t pack enough provisions, and the second meal on this flight is a hot dog in twelve hours.

When I boarded the plane I wasn’t even hungry as I’d just consumed two egg white omelets in the lounge. Since then, I’ve had two shrimps, an arugula salad, and a miso cod on a bed of white rice with vegetable and dashi broth. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME? Do I have a tapeworm or just starvation anxiety?

Other things I brought that I’ve already consumed.

Two bottles of Topo Chico water

toasted pepitas

roasted peanuts

three dried apricots

five rice cakes

four grapes.

If things get really dark, I might have to eat my neighbor.