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The real question is WHY WOULDN’T YOU? You are def going to want to subscribe to this Substack, and not just because paying members are randomly gifted presents like designer clothing, handbags and jewelry. When you subscribe, you instantly become one of my best friends (like inner circle) and have early buying access to my vintage clothing drops, as well as full access to my video capers, weekly essays, recipes and restaurant recs, the first draft of my next book, my mom’s home phone number, and zoom links to community meet-ups where we all get together and talk about our feelings.

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Like I’ve always said, “Crazy is just a word boring people use to describe fun people.” And we are really fun! This is your chance to part of a community of people who are just as unhinged as you are. We won’t judge you for avoiding seed oils and gluten. We won’t shame you for still reading your ex’s horoscope or referring to your dog as your biological child. We want you to embrace and celebrate your crazy. We want you to feel safe talking about your childhood trauma and botched belly ring piercing. This is a place where you can be shallow, you can be vulnerable, you can be angry, you can be sad or you can just be silly. Restraint isn’t in our vocabulary. Life is short, and nobody wants to look back and think about all the stories they could have told.