Okay, so in Woman of Certain Age, the collection of essays I’m in the process of releasing to you guys exclusively here on Substack, I have a great story about this particular ex and his mom.
OMG!!! City of Likes is my favorite piece you’ve written! I think I bought 10 copies and gifted them to friends and family. But I did keep 2 for myself, one signed by you and the other signed by Lazlo. ❤️
P.S. Your ex is definitely not over you. Why else would he DM? 🤪
OR it’s all part of a master plan to throw you off from the fact that he owns it in hardcover, paperback, ARC and signed versions which he keeps in a secret shrine to you in his closet. I’m just saying. Either is possible.
This is obviously his passive aggressive way of telling you it’s time to write a new one, you know he’s gone cover to cover at least 10 times already. Maybe it should be about HIM 😂
I already have my copy of City of Likes prominently displayed but can’t wait for the new one! Loved loved Biggs on the pod. It’s good to know married ppl are clueless about each other too #heartwarming
Me me me!
Robin dm me your addy
Oh hell yes I’m comment 2, I never win at these things! Timing today is on point. 🙌🔥
Me too Robin! 🎉 happy reading ;)
Send me your addy!
Dm me Loren
Sorry mom duties took over my day! 🫠
Thought I was a loser in 6th haha
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Lorenn Van Gorder 🥹🤩 THANK YOU!
OMG!!! City of Likes is my favorite piece you’ve written! I think I bought 10 copies and gifted them to friends and family. But I did keep 2 for myself, one signed by you and the other signed by Lazlo. ❤️
P.S. Your ex is definitely not over you. Why else would he DM? 🤪
Do you want another?
Sure. Why not?!?! 🥰
Bahahahaah omg! I love this
OR it’s all part of a master plan to throw you off from the fact that he owns it in hardcover, paperback, ARC and signed versions which he keeps in a secret shrine to you in his closet. I’m just saying. Either is possible.
You had me at ARC 🤣😭😭😭
Send me your addy
Exactly!! 😂
He's never going to be over you
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I try to tell him this but he doesn't believe me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is obviously his passive aggressive way of telling you it’s time to write a new one, you know he’s gone cover to cover at least 10 times already. Maybe it should be about HIM 😂
Dying to read it! ❤️
Dm me your addy
As if you hardly mentioned it when it was released! Did he go through a phase where he had to mute you because your success was too much?
Bahahaahahshsjaj! I really think he doesn't give a shit. It's so annoying lol
Oh man I missed this one
I already have my copy of City of Likes prominently displayed but can’t wait for the new one! Loved loved Biggs on the pod. It’s good to know married ppl are clueless about each other too #heartwarming
Omg I love u hahshs
Am I too late lol
How did I miss commenting on this dammit
I‘m too late 😩
Whyyyy did this go to my spam 😭
He’s lying 🤣
He knew …
Well he took it a step further than just to “view your story”. I say he’s not over you!